Read the Sign

"Hmmm..." Melody says as she reaches the sign first. She starts to read it aloud to you. "Welcome to Palm Grove. This beach is clothing optional beyond this point. Here are the basic rules: 1) Do not leer or stare at nude patrons. 2)Absolutely no surfing at this location. 3) Sexual activity or other inappropriate touching will result in banning from Palm Grove."

"Well then." You say. "Seems pretty easy to follow those rules."

"You haven't seen the naked beach beauties yet." She teases you. "We'll see how good you are at not staring once we are down there." She immediately sets off down the stairs and you follow behind her. It isn't long before you reach sand and people start coming into view. The sight is both overwhelming and underwhelming. You imagined a beach full of naked people, but most of the people there had normal bathing suits on like any other beach. However, scattered among the clothed were men and women either topless or completely nude, and sight was jarring.

"Hehehe." Melody laughs nervously. "Yup, those are some naked folks, all right."

"Yup." You nod. You both look out among the throng of beach-goers for a few more minutes.

"Most of them are ones I could have gone my whole life without seeing naked." She adds.

"Yup." You nod again.

"Well, I think we should fix that right now." Melody drops her canvas bag into the sand. "We need to bring sexy back."

"We just got here!" You exclaim. You didn't know if you would be able to get out of stripping naked in public today, but you at least expected more than 5 minutes first.

"Don't **** me to make chicken noises." She gives you a look, then turns around to show you hr back. "Now, are you gonna help me undo this bikini top or not?"