Kristen Stewart visits American Museum of Natural History completely naked

Barely a week after “unclegate”, Kristen Stewart found herself in the spotlight yet again when she visited the American Museum of Natural History on Wednesday completely nude. Stewart was originally wearing shorts and a lacy crop top that made it plain she was not wearing a bra, but as she was exiting the cab she smirked and pulled her shorts to her knees – caught by CNN in the photo below – before removing them completely. Now bottomless, she rose from the car and haughtily pulled her top over her head…and off, dropping it on the ground and proceeded up the steps totally naked. ​

At the entrance to the museum, Stewart found a horde of photographers already waiting for her. Standing right in the center, she posed brazenly, leaving her hands by her side and letting the cameras capture her female bits in full detail. “Look over here!” said someone from behind her, and Stewart obligingly turned her head to give the cameraman an erotic image of her back nudity. Afterwards, she was seen casually wandering around the museum clad in absolutely nothing, drawing plenty of stares and furtive snapping from aroused males. Long queues were seen outside the gents, consisting of men either needing relief or having inadvertently relieved themselves already and needed to clean up.​

The bombshell moment arrived when Stewart ascended to the top floor, where she bumped into her ex Robert Pattinson. Our on-site correspondent witnessed Stewart toying with her hair and using it to draw attention to her uncovered tits, while touching Pattinson on the arm and grazing her fingers downwards in an erotic manner. Pattinson was observed to be sweating despite the air-conditioning, and valiantly tried to keep his hands to himself before Stewart was heard to say, “A hug for past times?” Before Pattinson could respond, Stewart pressed her entire unclothed body against him and the man was overheard to have let out a stifled moan as his hands gripped Stewart’s bare ass tightly. Stewart was then seen whispering into Pattinson’s ear, before letting go of him with a seductive come-hither look and entering an unlocked staff room. Pattinson seemed to be struggling with himself, closing his eyes and clenching his fists as he breathed deeply. In the end, however, he followed in the direction Stewart went and entered the same room. ​

CNN attempted to enter the room but found it locked. Nevertheless, lurid sex sounds could be heard emanating from the inside, confirming suspicious that Pattinson caved in to Stewart’s teasing. Our ingenious reporter then located the curator and informed him of what was happening, leading the curator to unlock the room with his master key. Before the two could respond, our skilled photographer seized an image of their bodies obscenely entwined with each other. Pattinson’s cock was unambiguously buried in Stewart’s pussy without a condom, as the two wore expression of pure lust. “Oh shit!” Pattinson cried out as he noticed the intruders and attempted to pull out but Stewart held firm. “It’s over,” she cooed. “You have been caught cheating, you might as well finish in me so at least you get something out of it.” Pattinson’s expression contorted as he slammed his dick balls-deep into Stewart’s cunt and roared; his balls were visibly contracting as his whole body spasmed, leaving no doubt that he was ejaculating raw inside Stewart. ​

When Pattinson finally pulled out, he wore a look of abject defeat as the realization of his actions hit home. Stewart, on the other hand, looked pleased with the outcome and rose to leave. CNN managed to have a quick word with Stewart who confirmed that last week’s rumors of her sexting Pattinson beyond his limit and causing him to come to her house were true, adding that the sex was “mind-blowing”. When asked why she was willing to authenticate the rumors now, Stewart merely laughed and remarked, “Well he’s been caught in the act now right? I think Suki deserves to know everything.” ​

12 hours later, Suki Waterhouse announced that she had broken up with Pattinson. ​