Kate Upton’s jaw-dropping dress leaves her plastered in cum

Barely days after enduring an hours-long bukkake session at the beach as reported in our previous issue, Kate Upton found herself plastered in male jizz again on Monday at a Louis Vitton outlet in downtown California. Upton was reportedly trying on a $15,000 dress made by renowned designer Julie Verhoeven when two male assistants caught sight of her breathtaking deep cleavage exposed by the dress. Without warning, the two shot load after hot load straight at Upton, staining the dress and covering her face with thick streaks of semen. One spurt landed right smack in the middle, giving a white coating to her cleavage line.

Eyewitnesses claim that the store manager apologized profusely to Upton and fired the two employees on the spot, before Upton intervened to save their jobs and even paid for the dress in full. She then stunned everyone in the store by walking out onto the streets without wiping off any of the cum stains decorating her. When CNN reached out to Upton about the incident, she again attributed no blame to the two boys who ruined her dress, and even remarked that being able to wear cum on her body was a “badge of honor”. Upton further confirmed that she “has no intentions of washing the dress” and would henceforth wear it “as it is”.

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