I thought I escaped through the hole... but...!

Perhaps there was a perverse part of me that wanted to learn what Ms. Doggett likes to do with her ODD-assigned help... But there was another part of me that was so scared, she was nearly about to wet her bikini bottom! I scrambled as hard as I could, tugging against the fence to try and finish squeezing my way through, ignoring any possible injury to that cute butt that Doggett had praised. The result was a little painful, but I'd take a few splinters in my bottom if it meant that there was no way for the pet-store owner to have her way with me!

Strangely, I found that she wasn't doing anything like holding my legs to stop me. She let me slide all the way through without incident, merely giggling as I squirmed my muddy legs through. I was a mess now... Wait, it's worse than that! Something caught on the fence! I looked down to find my now mud-caked penis hanging out! In a panic, I turned and dived at the hole in the fence where my scant garment had snagged, then tried to make a dive for it. I was too slow! The puppy-paw bikini bottom vanished through the hole, accompanied by even more sinister laughter.

Grrrr! Whatever, Ms. Dogget! I escaped! I'll find another way to get back home without your help! I just hope that your puppies can somehow grow up to be nice and innocent, while under the influence of such a manipulative master!

The laughter increased, now going from a giggle to something like a cackle. What was so funny...?!

As I tried to take a few steps towards the puppies, while still holding my hands between my legs for modesty's sake, I realized why she was laughing. I felt my neck tighten and my tongue shoot comically out of my mouth; my expression must have looked pretty slapstick as that collar half-choked me. N-No way... she's still got a hold of the leash connected to my collar! I can't move all the way across the yard! In fact, if she walks away with that leash, I'll be drawn closer and closer to that hole until eventually, I'm **** to rejoin her!

"Hu hu hu! Ms. Hojo... you're being a bad doggie, trying to squirm away like that..." The older woman laughed, peering through the hole to watch me with that face that I'd thought was so pretty earlier, like a nurturing mother's. Now, it reminded me a bit of a scene from Kubrik's version of the Shining, where Jack Torrance watches his wife through a hole in the door. I felt every bit as scared as Wendy and may have even screamed just a little. "Luckily, as long as I've got your leash, you're not going to leave me! Not until I'm fully satisfied with the detective service I ordered! Hu hu ha ha ha ha!"

Could I take off the leash somehow? It was a leash made just for dogs, right? There'd be no reason to lock that!

Ah... There it is. I removed the clasp and unhooked the leash-- a difficult task for a dog, but an easy one for those of us with opposable thumbs. With a blank stare behind my thick-framed glasses, I held the leash end up in one hand while covering myself with the other, wondering what Ms. Doggett's response would be.

"Wait, no! That's not fair! Come back to me, Ms. Hojo!" Suddenly ****, the woman got down onto her own belly, squishing her tremendous bosom beneath her while attempting to crawl through the hole. It didn't go well for her... she made it even less far than I did before getting stuck. Her muddy apron dragged the ground as she wiggled her shoulders, unable to get those huge tits of hers out past the fence. "H-Hey! I'm stuck! I really do need ODD's help now! Can I hire you again? I-I'll tell Mr. Genkei to count it as two successful jobs on your record!"

I growled and shook my fist. Heck no! I'm never responding to another call from this mad-woman again! If she needed help, she'd have to call for another agent.

"M-Ms. Hojo, nooo! Think about it! W-With me plugging this hole, the only way for you to go is through that building, right? You don't have any pants, do you? Are you going to go through there and then back to my pet-store with no pants on? Hu hu hu... This is still my victory! You've got no chance but to help me escape this hole!" The woman's black hair, now disheveled out of place from its neat bun and speckled with mud, made her look **** and crazy.

She had a point. She was certain to **** me, but at least it would be just her benefitting from that situation. On the other hand, if I went through the unknown building out behind the back alley, who knows how many people I would run into? There may be a way to cover my naughty parts, but there would definitely be no way to appear like a decent, civilized human being unless I somehow obtained the benefit of some pants. The door might not even be unlocked, although at least I didn't see an alarm warning on this particular one. Should I take the devil I do know, or the devil I don't...?

I looked down to the cute puppies, with their tongues wagging, and knelt in front of them. I stuck out two hands, raising the palm of each one upward. Alright... This puppy is "going back to Ms. Doggett..." And this one is "running half-naked through the building..." Whichever of you little fellows gives me your paw first is the answer I'm picking! D-Don't look at me with that curious face, like you're wondering why a detective is relying on a 50/50 split of luck like this instead of using either her reasoning or her gut instinct! Just give me a handshake!

"Oh, Ms. Hojo... I can see you dangling a bit from this low angle... Eh he he he he..." I heard the other lady slurping her lips a bit, unable to hide her lewd, grinning expression. Dammit, Ms. Doggett! I'm using both of my hands right now, so could you just stop perving on me for two seconds?!