A dog costume?!

"This actually isn't the first time my precious puppies have run away, you see," Miss Doggett informed me, while smiling that same cute, unassuming smile. "Whenever they do, I have a special trick I use to get them back!"

Run away? I asked again: they were stolen, right?

"... R-Right!"

And this wasn't the first time they were stolen?

"... R-Right!"

Growing more suspicious by the second, I crossed my arm at the breasts of my gray pant-suit and walked into the storage room behind her. The place was full of all kinds of pet food and supplies, as well as stock for the store, but there were no animals and very little light came into the room. The woman took a moment to bend over and search through a large, blue, plastic bin, during which time I may have stolen a few glance at her greatly over-sized derriere in the cozy fit of those white khakis. However, whatever distraction that may have provided, it was instantly blown out of my mind once I saw what she'd fished out...

It was a dog costume! It was a costume like that freaky guy wears near the end of Kubrik's cut of The Shining! Humans aren't supposed to dress as dogs!!

The woman began speaking quickly, as though eager to override my logic with her own. "You see, when the puppies see a detective wearing this, they feel so much more at ease! It's not just the way it looks, it's the scent too, you know? They think it's one of their own precious playmates, coming to frolic around with them! That gets them running back into my arms!" Ms. Doggett explained. As what I originally interpreted to be a "suit" fell open, I saw that it was even worse than I thought... calling it a suit had been too generous! The outfit was just a dog-eared hood, along with a leashed collar and a skimpy brown bikini, patterned over with black dog paw prints. I... I wouldn't be caught dead in something like that! Not content to leave it there, the woman fluttered her eyelashes and continued to worsen the deal: "It also really helps if you crawl around like a dog while you wear it! Don't worry, we'll be in the back alley! No one will see!"

My detective's brain started to put it all together. This woman was a freak who called the ODD office just to get them to send a futanari over that she could dress in a dog costume! Who does that?! She's as bad as Genkei, if significantly better looking!

I no longer hid my anger, stepping forward and pointing my finger up to the much taller woman's face. I accused her outright of sexual harassment!

"No, wait! I know it sounds ridiculous and I admit I do actually do that sort of thing from time to time, but my dogs really are missing! There are no clues and this costume is something they respond to! Please, you must help me!"

Like I was going to believe her crocodile's tears now... Even if she approached me and threw a shadow over my face with those huge boobs of hers, I wasn't going to be swayed! Even if something about this lewd situation was causing my futa parts to harden up... I wasn't going to be swayed!

On the other hand... If there were really missing dogs, it would be a little like a mystery for me to solve. Plus, I didn't want to ruin the agency's "good name" on my first day... even if I don't really agree with the way they're running their ship. Maybe I should just put it on and do what she says? It's not like anyone in Tokyo's going to recognize me dressed that way in the first place...