Oral Expert

"Chloe, what do you do?"

"I'm a legal secretary for Elizabeth Townsend."

Pause.

Program.

"Chloe, you love performing oral sex on both men and women. You pride yourself on being an expert at it. You know you cannot get into a serious relationship unless you have spent a solid year performing oral sex on as many people as possible."

Play.

"Chloe, you will arrive an hour early every day. On Monday & Wednesday, you will kneel in the men's room and perform oral sex on any man who wants it. On Tuesday and Thursdays, you will go into the ladies room and perform oral sex on any woman who wants it. We'll put a pillow in the men's room for you to kneel on and a special reclining chair in the ladies room. On Fridays, you can choose either restroom. I'll have Beth pay you extra for your times. On the weekends, go out and find strangers to perform oral sex on. Women on Friday nights and Men on Saturday nights. Do this for a solid year."

"Sounds great!" said Chloe.

She leaves, and the final two enter.

There was the redhead Eve

And the brunette Katherine

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