Change a few channels

You decide to test out a few more functions on the remote. Namely, the channel button. It could apparently change someone into whatever you wanted. So say if you used it on a goth girl, and you wanted her to be a slutty hooker. All you had to do was press the channel button, aim it at the goth and say 'Slutty hooker'. Instantly her brain and outfitwould change to that of a slutty hooker. You think of the chaos you could cause and decide to test it out. A blonde waitress walks by and you hit channel and say...