Make a distraction!

You need a distraction. And you need it NOW. Luckily, you can think quickly on your feet.

?Sure, I?ll get you some water, Ms. Lovett. By the way, do you have an extra pen in your desk? Mine just ran out today.?

?Sure thing, James,? she answers, as she turns to one of her side drawers to retrieve a pen. Seizing the moment while she is distracted, you rise from your chair and turn quickly toward the water bubbler. Now the only problem is getting back to the desk without revealing the beast below in full fury.

Luckily, fate is with you this day. Ms. Lovett?s cell phone rings, and after talking for a moment, she rises and excuses herself from the room. You take some time to adjust the fellow below so that it?s riding down your leg instead of making a ridiculous bulge in your crotch. ?Don?t worry,? you muse as you look down, ?I?ll take care of you sometime soon, I promise.? It only responds by twitching slightly along your leg.

Soon, Ms. Lovett returns with an apologetic look on her face. ?I?m sorry, James, but it seems that I have some errands I need to run before it becomes completely dark outside. Why don?t we do this,? she says, as she looks up in the air. ?If you don?t mind, why don?t you come to my place, about an hour from now? I was planning on cooking a large portion of pasta to eat for the week, so I don?t mind sharing.?

You feel a wild thrill as you think of seeing Ms. Lovett outside of school hours, off the school campus. You remind yourself not to jump for joy as you tell Ms. Lovett that you really appreciate the chance to talk with her about the trip over spaghetti and garlic bread. Also, it?s a good thing that she is giving you an hour to arrive at her place, because it will probably take about that long to manage the serious blue-balls you know you will soon have