A rivalry with another dojo

"It seems evil is a foot as the cruel Sensei Jen Lee wishes to take the dojo away from me."

"Were you caught peeking on her at the baths again? Master I told you she would not take it well if she ever caught you jerking off again in the bushes by the baths again. She did say if she ever caught you again she would cut off your...."

"It doesn't matter what started it." Master Yen then lowers his voice, "Besides if the women of Japan wanted privacy why did they have their baths outside?"

"Because they are spring waters warmed up naturally by the heat of volcanic activity."

"Well...of course... I knew that. Anyways Jen Lee wishes to challenge me to a duel by having two fighters from our own dojos fight in our name. The winner gets the dojo."

Tikka bows her head, "Master, I will be honored to fight in the name and in the honor of the dojo."

Yen coughs, "Yes, that is very kind of you Tikka. But I'm afraid you will be the only one."

"What?"

"It seems that most students don't last under my tough teachings."

"Do they not understand why it is important to tickle the snake with one's tongue that comes out of the wall? I remember other girls in my class,once they came of age didn't, understand why it was so important to please the snake that came out of the wall of the women's bathroom right next to your chambers."

"Um...no it's more they don't understand why one must practiced karate in the nude once they reach eighteen."

"To avoid any distraction that one own cloth might bring as you taught me."

"Yes...um exactly. Anyways I just got word that another fighter will help us in our cause. A fighter that you might know and whose strength matches their penchant for ****. In fact I think I hear them now."