A dozen Amazons enter the ring

You realize that you may have just committed a dreadful mistake. Twelve fit and powerful masked women enter the ring and surround the two of you. They are all dressed in black leather; six of them carry massive dildos on their waistlines, while the other six bring to the ring an entire aresenal of instruments which are, by all indications, meant to subdue and crush you: metal gloves and boots, sticks, wooden baseball bats, pinching tools, staplers and what not.

-Oh my god, sighs the girl next to you. I think we're both going to need genital reconstruction surgery after today.

And how right she is, you think to yourself. Your thought stream is interrupted by a loud bang, which signals to the Amazons that they can begin their onslaught.

The fighting six of them charge toward you, splitting in two groups of three per girl. You try to throw punches around you, while the other girl attempts a few protective kicks, but it's all in vain. You both get restrained from the back by one Amazon, while the other two begin to work on each of you.

As your fellow ring girl attempts a kick at one of the masked women, the Amazon catches her foot and spreads her leg apart, exposing her lady parts and delivering a solid knee into the poor girl's groin. As she goes down in pain, you get your own taste of the pain: one of the Amazons punches your stomach just above your ovaries, while the other one slaps your breasts.

This is going to be one hell of a day.