The Diaries of a Human (male)

Once I'd heard of the astonishing success of the original Interspecies Reviewers, Stunk the human, Zel the elf, Crim the angel, Kanchal the halfling and Bruise the dogman - I knew I had discovered my dream job. Fucking for fun and profit... What could be better? So I gathered my money and set off to find the nearest brothel.

This was a little more difficult in my small city. There wasn't a dedicated red light district so you needed to be able to spot a sex business. The biggest clue was a single "OPEN" sign with no other markings. I soon found one, next to a restaurant of all things, and went inside.