Tell her to join Alpha Pi Omega

"Well Heidi, coincidentally enough, I just came from the Alpha Pi house - they were hoping I could help them with some future events they have planned." That's true enough! "They look like a really nice bunch of girls to me. I can't honestly say what they lean towards as far as academic pursuits are, but they were really cool to me, and I was actually about to call them back and tell them that I'll do it. I think you should join that sorority, especially since I'm going to be kind of involved with them in the future."

As Heidi mulls it over, you begin to wonder if you're making a huge mistake. If the APOs accept her, she'll surely be told about their House Stud arrangement, and it won't be hard for her to figure out that you put her up to it just so she would be available to you. Still, you remind yourself, the situation is totally voluntary. According to their rules, she doesn't have to do you or anyone else even if she becomes a member. then you remember something else - if Heidi joins the APOs, you won't be able to date her! You might not even be able to fuck her, if she chooses not to participate in the House Stud thing!

"You know," Heidi says, "I have been thinking it might be good for me to expand my social horizons a bit. Perhaps I should consider this more based on where I might have a little good clean fun, as opposed to where I can further my academic career. Thanks, John, I think I will join them. You're a good friend!"

Heidi strides out. Well, that settles one thing - you'd better go ahead and take the House Stud position. It's the only shot you have of having any kind of relationship with Heidi in the future. You call the number Natalie provided to you.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Natalie? This is John."

"Oh, hi! So, did you decide about our offer?"

"Yes. I want to do it."

"That's great! Girls, he's going to do it!" You hear squeals and cheering over the phone. "You have no idea the stir you caused around here. John. It's all we've been able to talk about all night. We've even been holding debates on who gets you first."

Wow. "Um... cool. Listen, Natalie, there's this girl I know who asked me if I had any thoughts on what sorority she should join, and I suggested yours, and I think she's on her way over there now. Her name is Heidi."

There's a moment's pause. "Hm. Well, we actually discourage our Studs from doing that. We don't want them to get the idea that they can stock the APO house with girls they like and set up their own little harem, if you know what I mean. But you didn't know that, so we won't hold it against you. Anyway, we'll worry about that. You just come by tomorrow at six o'clock ready for your welcoming ceremony. This is a big deal, so we'll want you to treat it like an important date - you know, dress to impress. See you then, gorgeous!" Natalie hangs up.

You don't hear from Heidi again that night, or the next day. At six o'clock, you show up at the APO house in a suit and tie, and as an afterthought, an enormous bunch of roses - one for each girl in the house (and, in a display of optimism, one for Heidi). Sure, they were expensive, but you're thinking of the advantages to making a good first impression.

You ring the bell.