Hi mom, hi dad

Have you ever seen your parents faces when their daughters barge into the house as a disheveled mess at 7 in the morning, oh and one of them is naked.

"You have 10 seconds to explain," is all dad said staring at us over a plate of eggs.

Fortunately Ashley chimed in, as I was too busy debating if maybe my naked ass was better off on the public side of that door. "Em lost her clothes playing poker," she said before adding, "and for the next 2 weeks she has to wear only what I allow her." She beamed as if this was her grandest achievement. I guess sibling humiliation is a valuable tool. What an utter twat I was for letting this happen. I was waiting for it through the silence. Waiting for the hammer to fall, and the screaming to start. What she heard instead was laughter. Uproarious laughter. Her dad was literally knee slapping, and mom was in tears.

"Welp, everyone is going to get a good look at our daughter," dad howled, as though his naked daughter standing in the living room was the funniest thing in the world.

"Dad, she took me to the waffle place, like hundreds of people have already seen me naked, you can't expect me to live like this for 2 weeks!" I cried out in shock and fear.

"We don't welch in this family, I don't care if she doesn't give you so much as a satchel to wear, if you are dumb enough to bet your clothes, better learn to like being naked." he said terrifyingly firmly. I stared at them firmly. "Fine ," I mumbled as I went upstairs to shower.

As terrified as I was of what I was going to be wearing to school in the next hour, the shower was still a rejuvenating experience after the nights escapades. Dirt ran from my dirty soles, and my hair basically orgasmed after a thorough wash. I looked down at my body, as water laminated my pale skin and ran down valleys and over hills. I grabbed my razor. If I was going to spend the majority of this month in my birthday suit, god damn it I was going to make it look nice.

After nearly 30 minutes of shaving, drying, straightening, makeup, and a bit of perfume, I was feeling much better. I was still carrying my stomach in my knees with butterflies as the slight hope of my sister giving me more than a hat loomed nearer.

Simple green earing, sure why not. Noth tht anyone would notice them in my current "Uniform". When this last detail was done I headed downstairs. It didn't make much seense to wear a towel down, especially if my sister was not in a charitable mood.

Even though she was obviously exhausted, shed been waiting at the dining room table with my parents waiting for me to arrive. Had I seriously just nonchalantly walked my naked ass into the dining room? God this day had been a fucking rollercoaster. Here's your daughters tits and freshly shaved vagina pops! Enjoy the ride!

"Damn sis, you look great naked! I really do think it would suit you to just give up on clothes!"

"You first", I mumbled as I took my seat. The cold oak chair was shocking in a way that being naked in front of your family isn't.

Next to a plate obviously reserved for me sat a boutique style bag, I prayed to every god in fiction hoping my sister would feel mercy.