Welp, here we go...

"So, can you clue me in on this myth at all, or do I have to do my own research?" I asked as Eris walked alongside me on the small road. I had noticed huge piles of stones on occasions, and other things that seemed strangely familiar, but I couldn't place their exact origin.

"Alpheus... well, he fucked up and had to clean up shit as penance," Eris shrugged. "He had a shot at being my stepsister's lover and rather than accept the challenge, he chickened out. So, he's... shall we say, stable now. " She snickered at something private. "Sorry, really, really obscure family joke, and you wouldn't get it."

"So, what happens if I fuck up?" I asked Eris, nervously glancing at the top of the ridge where I had thought I saw movement.

"I shrug, get back in the phone booth and try it Again. I've got a time machine, remember. You're just lucky I like you enough to keep doing this."

"Got you. We're totally being watched, aren't we?" I glanced again as we walked along the wooded path as it led along a small stream. It seemed almost familiar, like it was a place I had been before...

"You're always being watched, Brent, get that into your head. All the time. And you're being judged. All the time. Everything you do, everything you think, everything you say. I know you think that your private thoughts are private, but trust me, those quotation marks that you think block out the world... they DON'T."

I reeled at the thought, trying not to reflect on the fact that I'd been totally thinking about how it would be to make love to a goddess. It had to be unreal, an experience beyond all imagining. Here she was a woman who could...

"HEY! LOOK! There's where we're going!" Eris shouted, drawing my attention towards a pond that looked eerily familiar.

"Wait, isn't that the same pond where...'

"We haven't got that much of a budget, Brent, and we're shooting it from the opposite angle. If it really bugs you we'll fix it in post, now why are you noticing that and not the hot girls swimming in the pond?" Eris rolled her eyes and pointed towards a small group of girls having their ID's checked by a Referee.

"Hold up, hold up!" I remarked, noticing the licenses being scrutinized carefully. "I need to be sure they're all eighteen. I've gotten into ENOUGH garbage without checking things out. Lemme see those licenses too."

"Brent, what are you... " Eris called after me as I strode towards the Referee, who shrugged and handed them over. I flipped through... let's see... ok, nineteen, twenty seven, oh... that's which one's Artemis, good to know, and yeah, just turned eighteen today... Doesn't look that much like her stepsister, huh... Nice tits, a bit boyish looking though... nice, most ID's don't mention the exact time... Let's see... good, good, and fine...

"Satisfied?" Eris called up to me as I returned to her position overlooking the small group of nymphs, since the referee had taken the opportunity of my turning around to make himself scarce. Eris hadn't moved from the small rise overlooking the girls as they resumed frolicking. Lot of skin on display, wet cloth, splashing water. Yep, Ok, this seems pretty mythological. Ok. Phew, these are always crazy, but I can do this.

"Yep, totally satisfied. SO... what's the myth?" I asked, adjusting one of the straps on the sandals. I missed laces already, and it had only been fifteen minutes. "I have to hunt down a monster, or something?"

"No... it's a little more up your alley. Alpheus fell in love with Artemis, but couldn't tell which one when he came to **** her, so was **** to withdraw in disgrace while she and her nymphs mocked him. Or at least, that's the way Alf played it. So the way I figure it I just bring along the horniest guy I can find, he nails all six and... well, that was the plan but then we came up against that chapter time limit, so I had to contrive a situation where you would get a spoiler."

She smiled at me and stretched her arms over her head. Her fingers interlaced gently and she neatly placed them behind her neck, neatly blowing a lock of her wild hair out of her face with a sweet smelling puff of something I realized wasn't tobacco. Wasn't actually sure what it was, but it brought a delightfully wistful look to Eris' face. I momentarily wondered if this was just a role to her, or if she actually knew what she was doing. It seemed so haphazard, and yet everything had fallen into place.

"So... do you need a walkthrough at this point, or can you take it from here?