Friend with benefits?

After Evan opened the window, he sat satisfied at his desk (despite the fact that the money to fix the window was probably going to come out of his pay). "Well now that I'm comfortable I should be able to finish these documents in no time!" he said cracking his knuckles. "Thank goodness too, you're a lifesaver!" a male voice said relieved. "Oh no problem, well back to typing." he said.

"Hey, what are you working on?" the voice said genuinely curious. "Oh, just typing some documents for the co--" Evan said before realizing he was supposed to be the only one there at that time. "Who said that?!?" Evan said now terrified standing up. "Knock, Knock! Package for Mr. Evan!" the voice said in a playful manner. Evan then noticed something moving forward and back in the pouch of his boxer briefs on its own when the voice said that.

"What the hell? No, this can't be real...I know I must be suffering from a heat stroke and I'm hallucinating right now. Oh, I'm going to chew the heads off those HR dumbasses in the morning!" Evan said rationally trying to explain the situation. "Well you're not hallucinating, but yeah you do that Evan! Its way too hot for this to be allowed!" the voice said. "I'm not hallucin--but that can't be you're just a...a..." "A cock? Yeah I know, weird huh?" it said.

"Fine. I'll humor you, how can you talk if you're not a hallucination?" "Well I don't know. One minute I was basically always talking, but you could never hear me and the next you can hear me perfectly fine and are talking to me right now. Look I can even move on my own now!" his cock said wiggling on its own in his boxer briefs. "H-hey stop that!" Evan said trying to control his active member. "Well go back to being a normal cock then, I can't have you moving around on your own and stuff." he said lecturing it. "Well I don't think I can even if I wanted to, besides isn't being able to talk to me great?" his cock asked.

"You know what, I'm going to go back to typing I'm sure once I get out of this office you'll go back to normal and we can pretend this never happened." he said sitting back down. "Uhhh...ok." his cock said realizing Evan is still in disbelief. "Hey, are you almost done?" his cock asked 5 mins in. "No." "Well how about in the next 5 mins?" "I don't know." "Ughhh its so boring in here." his cock groaned.

"Hey, I have an idea!" his cock said. "What?" "Play with me!" "Excuse me?" Evan said confused at what his cock just told him. "You heard me, play with me. You're tired, I'm bored, it's a win-win!" his cock explained. His cock then wiggled its way out of his pouch and stood up in its full glory. "H-hey get back in there! If someone sees you I could get in serious trouble!" Evan said looking around. "Oh come on, you and me both know no one is coming. Come on, just a quick one!" his cock said.