Doe!!!

There she is! Doe is at the end of the aisle. Her dress is resplendent white. It is high necked and long sleeved, covered with fine lace. The bodice hugs her curves. She is 34A-26-36 but the dress makes her seem curvier. The skirt is ballerina length, several inches above the floor and is quite full. The petticoats are stiff and very noisy. Her entire dress moves quite sexily as she approaches. Under her full veil, Doe is made up elegantly. Her blue eyes are emphasized as are her cheek bones. Her hair is up in a flurry of curls. She is wearing white 3 1/2 heels, much higher than anything you have ever seen her wear before along with a pale hose. She is a beautiful bride. She will soon be your wife!

She approaches you and together you stand and face the officient of the wedding, a nondescript woman in a black robe.

The woman asks, "Who gives this girl away to be married?"

Her mother replies, "Her mother gives this virgin away. She is the girl who sucked at these nipples and grew to be a very beautiful girl for this huge man." The look on her face is one of a mixture of happiness and pain as she touches her wet and dripping nipples.

The next words were, "The groom will read his vows."

You open your notes and the look on your face is priceless. They are not the vows you have written but are new ones Doe has substituted......