You're somehow calm, and more than a little intrigued

There was no doubt that everything you've been told and shown has been on the far side of bizarre. On one hand, slimegirls and women that split open to envelop people sound like beings out of a horror movie, and you keep your eyes tightly shut through those.

However...

During every scary or strange thing in your life that should freak you out, this was the first one that was preceded with scientific research papers. And they were provided by one--well, two--of the people in this building you had admired, not only for their work but you couldn't help but daydream about the beautiful doctor duo. And here they are! Offering themselves up to you!

Albeit, under extremely different circumstances. But it didn't really matter that one of them was opening and closing like they'd been cut down the middle, and that one of them was a translucent green woman. They still were the doctors, they were friendly... and something about the two of them in one body the way they had been was admittedly extremely hot.

You worked all this in your head while Zoe and Chloe whispered together. You couldn't hear them, they seemed to be arguing at each other, which wasn't what you wanted. So you chimed in to break that up.

"Okay."

Both stopped, and turned. Zoe was the first to speak, crossing her arms as she processed the single-word response. "Okay? Okay as in... what? That you're okay with the situation? That you'd be okay with a date? That you'd be okay with, well, the other thing we need to talk about?"

You shrugged, your logical side of your brain having really just sort of overloaded itself after everything. So, why not? "Yeah. All of it. Okay."

The two girls were stunned, but they put an arm on each others' shoulders. Zoe's sank lightly into Chloe's green slime, but she didn't seem to mind. Both had a grateful look on their faces, that they didn't screw this up.

"But..." you said, raising a finger. "I have a condition before we go any further."