Hey, blunt got you this far

What started as a curt comment on your front door has brought an attractive young lady into your house to give you a blowjob, why mess with a winning formula?

"Right, you're here to suck my dick, and you better do a good job of it if you want me to listen to your sales pitch. Here you go!"

You drop your robe to the floor and then yank down your boxers. Your dick catches on the elastic, hey you've got a pretty damn (whoops, shouldn't say damn) good erection going, so your dick springs out like a throbbing jack-in-the-box. You wave your arms out to the side as if to say 'ta-da!'

Sister Holly's hands fly to her mouth. You thought she was embarrassed before, now she's gone fire-engine red.