Your TV intervenes

Before you can say a word, your television decides to intervene. You may have left it on the security footage but your TV has a sub-program that times out security footage, defaulting to whatever was playing before.

Yes, that means that your hardcore pornography that you were watching before they arrived has decided to burst to lift on the screen, complete with surround sound glory. You were watching the subtly titled 'Two Chicks at the Same Time 37' and this sign is a fine example of the title.

Of course you're not looking at the TV when this happens. You're looking at your guest. You get to see her reaction as the sounds alert her to the change in program, then as she looks at the screen to see the supporting images. You have to wonder, is this the first time she has seen this kind of material?