The older woman seems to swell up in outrage but then happens to glance down. You were just watching porn and now you have an blushing young lady in front of you who you just suggested give you a blowjob. Of course your pants are tenting.

"It seems we got here just in time! Tell me young man, were you about to engage in self-****?"

What the fuck?

"Because if you were about to engage in self-****, that will lead you away from Our Lord and towards homosexuality and hell! We need to save your soul and lead you towards your heavenly destiny. Sister Holly, we need to save this sinner. Invite us in please."

Holy shit, is this working?