Go see the brunettes in the galley.

You decided to go see the two brunettes who are cooking in the galley. You make your way downstairs and then forward towards the galley. You stop at the door as you hear the two girls talking, and you listen in on their conversation.

"Do you think they will **** us?"

"I don't think so, or they would have done it already."

"Oh"

"You sound dissapointed."

"Well I definitely don't want to be ****, but some of those men were kinda cute."

"Oh my god, Mel. They are pirates! They're savages!"

"They don't seem so bad. They haven't treated us badly at all. I mean, they're not at all like I think of pirates," Mel stated.

"That's true, I suppose. And you are right, some of them are cute," giggled the other girl.

"How long do you think it's been since they had sex?" Mel asked innocently.

"Probably a long, long time. I'm sure some of them are raging to go at it," the other girl answered.

"I bet they're wild," Mel giggled.

"Well you are a little tart, I do say," laughed the other one.

"I bet the Captain has a big dick, just like the stories say." You liked those stories.

"I bet he has a huge one, the reason the ship is named after it."

You decided it's time to enter, and as you walk through the door, the two girls burst into guilty laughter.

"Been talkin' about me, have ya?" you say with a wink. They know you know.

"We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Cap'n Ebbins. Who might you two lovely ladies be?

"My name is Natalie, sir. People call me Nat," Natalie answered.

"And I'm Melanie, sir, Mel for short," answered Melanie.

"Mel and Nat, loverly making your aquantinces. How do you be enjoyin' your time here.

"Not bad, sir. How long are we to be on board, sir?" Nat asked.

"Perhaps a few weeks, maybe a month. We don't keep on women for too long, you see. Just long enough to get some things done that need done," you answer.

"And what, exactly, needs done, Captain," Mel asks, quickly glancing down at your pants. Nat gives her a quick elbow, realizing what she meant.

"Well, ladies, we never **** a woman to do what she doesn't want. Well, almost never. But after being at sea for as long as we have, there are quite a few...womanly needs that we long for," you tell her.

"What type of needs, sir?" Mel says, with a quick grin.

"Do you ladies know a man's need to be with a woman," you answer, getting closer to the two.

"Yes, sir," they both replied.

"And do ye know how to take care of those needs," you say, moving within arms reach of the ladies.

"Yes, sir," they both again replied.

"Well, then...which one of you ladies would like to be the first to take care of my needs?"