Discussion at the Coffee Shop

We went back to the coffee shop and had a sandwich and more coffee. The discussion came around to my response to men. They all had advice. I explained that it was difficult because I was in reality a man. “No, you’re not” was the response, “You’re a virgin. They have just the same problems. The difference is that losing your virginity is a rite of passage for a girl. You just have to look at the men and decide which one you want to lose your virginity to and then it is simple – you just have to get him into your bed.”. “But”, “No buts – that is the object of the night”

I thought about this for a moment “But you all have vaginas and I don’t”. “No but you have two other holes and both are virgin – so you get two cherries to be taken - In our cases we have three but one comes with some awkward side effects”.

“So, it’s still how are you going to respond to men? You will have to start as soon as you arrive. They will all know but most will play the game.” “I don’t suppose discussing the match is going to work…” “No, it’s not – look – men are basically interested in two things, themselves and getting in your knickers.” “But I don’t want them in my knickers” “Dream on – You know them all so asking them about themselves is not going to work. You could ask them how they usually get into a girl’s knickers but be prepared for a practical demonstration.” “Better to try to divert them to your boobs – which are actually quite nice”

“Your problems start when one of them invites you upstairs. You can say no but then you remain downstairs and the blokes will quickly get snapped up. If you say yes then you go upstairs and he will expect you to do something. A kiss is not going to work. At the very least you are going to have to suck him off and early on in the night he is likely to cum quickly, maybe over your face and boobs but more likely in your case he will want to cum in your mouth. Are you ready for that? have you done it before?” “Hope he settles for that because it gets messier from there and you will have to work that one out for yourself. Most of us don’t like anal but sometimes we don’t have an option.”

“You are actually quite safe with most of them. You just have to watch out for those who can go either way – but if you tell them up front, they will usually be OK. Of course, then you will remain a virgin so it’s your choice” That’s when no means maybe, I thought.

“Have you asked your wife what her expectations are?” “don’t you know?” I asked “Yes but we aren’t telling you”

“Just decide on your persona and then be that person – but just think you may not get another chance”

Time to go home and rest for a while.

I did get an hour or twos rest pondering who I should surrender my virginity to and how much without reaching any firm conclusions. And I still had no idea how to approach getting them in my bed. In fact, I wasn’t sure I bought the whole idea.