An inflatable unicorn... Fuck your life...

She turns and sees a small inflatable unicorn..."with lifelike pussy" as the box reads... "Oh...my...god... Babe were you seriously looking at this?" She says, not believeing her eyes... "I...the girl..she...I..." You stammer again, trying to explain as you look at Mary's face... She cuts you off as you stand there looking like an idiot... "That is..... So cute!" She says loudly, in an almost giddy tone.... Your face turns beet red as she grabs the box from the shelf. "We are definetely getting this!" She tells you as she walks off... You decide to just follow her... "It's my treat babe but simce you're getting something... I want something too!"