fun in the grocery store

I wandered around having fun: an fly left open here, a skirt falling down there, an exposed boob here, a massive wedgie there. I turned onto the first aid aisle just in time to see a young woman in a short denim skirt bending over to pick up a box of bandaids she dropped, and I stopped time. I walked around to her front to see she's a pretty, petite thing. I searched her purse for her ID and saw that she's nineteen. I put her ID back.

Just then something caught my eye. A bottle of Icy Hot. I smiled. I lifted up her skirt and saw a pink thong. I moved the thong aside. I picked up the Icy Hot and and opened it. I jammed my finger in it and swirled it around. I then pulled out my Icy Hot coated finger and jammed it up the girl's ass. I reamed it around and pulled it out. Then I wiped my finger off on her thong and redressed her. I then filled her shopping basket full of condoms and KY jelly.