I said it.

"So, since you brought it up, I promise not to ask for a threeway."

I said.

FUCK... that wasn't how I meant it to come out.

"YOU!" Kaila practically shouted. "Ok, you get some points for at least originality. That was like the band aid tear off way of handling it. At least you didn't do any of the weird questions."

The weird questions? Ok, now I was interested.

"Ok, not every conversation has to be about her, but this one, you kinda started," I pointed out. "So, I really hate playing games. If there are some things you really don't want me to talk about because it pisses you off, please tell me. I'm really bad at dancing around subjects."

"That's fair," Kaila nodded. "Ok, in order, don't ask us about that whole Corsican Brothers thing, that's just fucking annoying. No, we don't share boyfriends. Yes, it's awesome having a double wardrobe, but I wish she'd stop stealing my good t-shirts. "

"I was actually going to ask if you ever did the creepy twins thing to people," I quipped.

"All the time when we were growing up. It's fun. People freak. Not so much nowadays. It requires more work that we'd like. And no we don't have a twin language. And I will defend that to my dying day. Nothing to see there. Move along." Kaila grinned at me with the last.

"I'm not sure if you're lying to me or not." I pointed out.

"AH, but now you're suspicious, and will pay far more attention to every conversation I'm having with my sister. Which just makes it more fun to share secrets, because NOW you're interested." We slowed as the car rolled through the toll booth check point. It automatically opened for Kaila's van and she quickly accelerated.

"So, little further to our place," Kaila noted my questioning glance towards the rust red painted booth. "Got a Fast Trak. I cross the thing so much, It was pretty much mandatory."

I nodded. Toll booths, check points. Wasn't easy to get used to again.

"Well, at least you're not abducting me to a farm where... wait, you're not abducting me to a farm where the creepy twins disembowel me and put my head on a spike, right?"

"Ok, I never saw THAT movie." Kaila laughed. "I have to know on this one."

"No movie, just made it up," I said. "But it sure as hell sounds like an awesome movie. Twin Widows... Twidows..."

"See, that was sounding GOOD! I'd honestly prefer a nice open twin comedy about a couple of nice sisters who disembowel and decapitate people. Call it "One Twin Joke Too Many" and let the audience know what lies in wait for them..."

"Ohhhhkay, how fast you driving?" I asked

"Bout Sixty," Kaila replied.

"Ok, note to self, wait for a light before jumping out and running away screaming."

"Too late... This is the exit that leads to your doom. Bwhahahahahaaa!" Kaila grinned, guiding the van onto the off-ramp.