Girls don't like my small penis

"I have a small penis." you blurt out.

Aunt Lauren's eyes widen. "Honey, what!?"

You close your eyes and repeat yourself.

"I have a small penis. Girls don't like it."

Your aunt seems taken aback, but you feel good. Relieved. It's nice to get it off your chest.

"Once I was at this party and I was kissing this girl. She put her hands down my pants but once she touched my penis she laughed in my face."

You don't tell your aunt the other half of that story: that you came in your pants.

Your aunt has gathered herself now. She looks at you sympathetically.

"Honey, I know that most guys think they are small. But you're probably just worried about nothing. Besides, it's all about how you use it, anyway." The wine bottle is empty.