Follow Alyssa's experience

Stumbling into her old Chevy Blazer, Alyssa fiddles the key into the ignition and revs the engine. "Hurry ub, galsh!" she demands impatiently. Her friends have hardly closed the doors behind themselves when she guns up the motor and tears off, nearly colliding with an oncoming vehicle. Miraculously, the cars don't crash on the narrow driveway, but pass each other with nearly no room left between them. "Wash oud, Alysha!" one of the girls hollers belatedly. "Tell that the fuggin bidch inne minivan!" Alyssa fumes as she enters the main road. One of her friends looks back at the house at the end of the driveway. "I know who she is. Tha'sh Kadie Mallory, the mother of my friend Peggy. She graduaded from high shgool lashd year." - "I don't care who the ol' hag ish!" Alyssa sneers. "Less go to Wilshon's and ged some boose!"