Call up a maid

You got plenty of time. You send your friends quick messages to remind them to get ready then set your phone down. You take a quick shower then go to the room service phone. Next to it is a book with all the things you can order, as well as some guides to the area and such.

'Food, women, women WITH food,' you read as the first three sections of the book. Sounds good. You call up the main desk.

"Hello sir, how may I help you?" the man at the counter asks.

"Hello, I'd like to order the King's Omelet Breakfast," you give in the food order. "As well as a maid."

"Yes sir," the man replies. "Any particular maid in the catalogue catch your eye?"

"Oh, uh..." you look over the listings of all the maids in the catalogue. "Can I get..."