Piledriver! (Requires Str 4)

You may be pretty new to the wrestling scene yourself, but you’ve been watching matches for far longer than you’ve been competing in them. And in all of your experience—both first and secondhand—there’s nothing that puts an opponent down for the count quite like a piledriver.

You flip Aphrodite upside down and clasp her tightly to your chest, prompting a loud cheer of approval from the crowd. Hoping to get them psyched up even more, you hold her in place, bending your knees once, twice—

But you’ve waited a second too long. Aphrodite’s gotten her bearings again. But instead of trying to escape your hold, she goes for an unorthodox maneuver that fits her perfectly.

Yanking your briefs down with her free hand, she leans forward (up?) and takes your cock in her mouth!

Your moan of sudden pleasure is drowned out be the audience—if they were hyped before, they’re going crazy now. Her lips on your shaft feel nothing short of, well, divine, but you know you’ll have to retaliate or risk losing a point.

You pull her panties away and go to work with your tongue. Her mouth is too occupied to moan, but she trembles a little in your grip. You’re now locked in a standing 69 and the crowd is loving it.

Aphrodite is already soaking wet, and you can taste her on your lips and tongue, but your arms are starting to get tired and you can feel yourself edging closer and closer to an orgasm.

The announcer narrates: “John and Aphrodite are locked in a sexual battle, but only one can claim victory. Whose resolve will break first?”