Mall security grabs you by the leash

"You're the one we've been getting reports on all morning, aren't you?" the young guard asks rhetorically, dragging you behind him on the leash.

 "But..my ..dress.." you **** out as you are pulled from the pet shop, still in your sweater and panties.

 "Seems appropriate for a crotchsniffer like you!!" The guard remarks at your attire as he pulls you towards a nearby exit. Unceremoniously, he shoves you out the doors. "No dogs allowed in the mall," he reads from the door before he disappears back inside.