“I can’t go out like this!”

“What the hell!?” You shout.

“How can I be of assistance?” The voice asks.

“Don’t you have men’s clothes?” You ask.

“This model was pre-filled with female clothes,” the voice says a display shows various dresses and outfits that are presumably available.

“Why aren’t there any men’s clothes?”

“A search of my database shows that this device was refurbished from an old model used by a woman by the name of Alexa.”

“So they refurbished a used model for me and forgot I was a guy,” you conclude. “Computer! I can’t go out like this!”