good and bad dreams

I was at a tavern drinking ale and eating a modest meal of meat and cheese. My life was simple and good. From behind me I could here cat calls and whistles, most likely at the expense of barmaid. I didn’t care for such brutish behavior but at the same time it was simply a part of the barmaids job.

That is when the screaming started. I turned around and saw the monster like tavern customers trying to **** the busty maiden. As a noble knight my job was to prevent that. I drew my sword and simply stated, “Unhand her.” They did not.

I let loose three strikes each killing one of the beastly men. The rest ran off and I sheathed my sword. My barmaid turned to me. “Oh thank you gallant night. Please accompany me upstairs so I may reward you.” I smiled since this is why I became a night to start with.

I laid her on the bed and she pulled me onto her gently kissing my neck, lips and chest. She slid me out of my armor and I aided her with her robes. She blushed slightly at her state of undress and then guided me in sheathing myself within her folds.

I woke up and smiled. “I love that dream…” I was surprised at the sound of my voice; it was that of the princess. I sat up remembering the day’s events, and almost impaling myself on a spiral horn.

I had a unicorn resting its head on my lap. I was impressed and amazed; I had never seen a unicorn before except as passing shadows barely perceivable in the distance. I had heard the legends that they appear only to beautiful young maidens, and apparently it was true.

I turned to the princess in my body, she was still breathing softly. I was surprised the wounds hadn’t killed the body. Her injuries seemed to almost have stopped bleeding. I looked down at the unicorn and the legends came to the front of my mind. They could heal humans just by being around them, but were secretive creatures because humans had hunted them for the magic of their horns.

I patted the mane of the horse happy to see the cut on my hand had healed completely although the dry blood remained. Softly stroking the unicorns white hair, I was happy to have gained this rare chance. That is when the princess let out a moan of pain in her sleep.

The unicorn stood up and bolted off behind trees and bushes. “Wait come back, my friend needs your healing.” I stood up and looked around. I let a sigh of relief seeing the unicorn reasonably close and apparently listening as if it wanted to hear me make a case.

“He is asleep and possibly dieing, please stay here until he is healed.” The unicorn did not budge. “Please I am a virgin maiden, and you enjoy my kind supposedly. So please stay.” The unicorn tilted its head in an almost questioning manner, and some how I knew it knew I was lying to it.
At that point it began to walk off and I didn’t know what to do. So I told the truth. “Alright I am a knight in the body of a princess that most people think is a virgin! But please come back I’ll do anything for you to heal my friend. Please don’t let her die.”

The unicorn paused and stood still for a moment. Is it willing to help us? Did that work? The intelligent beast turned around and walked next to me. It stayed still for a moment and then circled me, I suddenly felt judged and a bit awkward. I knew my cheeks were red, but with the unicorn here the princess and my body would survive.

The unicorn lower its head letting its horn fall beneath my dress. I could feel the horn rest on the side of my leg. Slowly it raised its head lifting my dress. The horn came to a rest at my hip, and then it let my dress drop back into place. It turned to its side, and stepped so its hindquarters were in front of me. There I could see its stiff equestrian member. The unicorn was suggesting I offer a sexual favor.