You go to a happy hour with Emma and her co-workers, including hot Susan

One day not much later Emma texts you to invite you out with her co-workers to a dive bar that day after work. These happy hours aren't super fun because people are mostly complaining about work, so you tell Emma that you'll probably just stay home.

"Susan will be there..." texts you Emma.

"And?" you reply. But you know why Emma said this. She must know how hot you think Susan is. You thought that you had been subtle. Has she noticed you when you've stared at Susan's ass and legs? Has she seen you peeking down Susan's dress to drink in her cleavage?

"and i know you think she's hot Susan, John. i've seen how you stare at her!" You have been caught, but it doesn't matter because a second later Emma continues, with texting, "i don't mind."

"ok," you text, "I'll be there." You end with a winking emoji.