Twelve inches is now considered average

You expect your dick to shrink back to its former dimensions but it continues to flop against your thigh without losing an inch. After a minute of sitting with your pants around your ankles, you start to feel cold and a more than a little silly. You pull your pants up again not expecting to get them over your new package but figuring some coverage is better than nothing. To your surprise you find your jeans slip on again with no problem. They now easily accommodate your new equipment as if they have been tailored to fit.

You frown at this new development, perhaps the typewriter is still working after all? A few minutes searching online confirms your suspicion. Male celebrity you can find a picture of is now sporting an impressive bulge in his pants. A quick check of Wikipedia provides a little more detail informing you that twelve inches (or about thirty centimetres) is considered average for a human penis. Although anything between five and twenty inches is not unusual.

It seems like the simple act of typing a few lines on the old machine has changed the whole world. Your mind reels at the possibilities of that. The idea that ultimate power could just fall into your lap is as thrilling as it is frightening. You itch to test it further only the prospect of further unintended consequences holds you back.