Sarah agrees, but there's more in the envelope.

“Okay.” Sarah says slowly, biting her lower lip, still looking between Mike and you, as if trying to decide whom she’d rather be with.

You look back in the envelope again, finding four condom packets. Doe smiles and breathes a sigh of relief as she sees them, but then her eyes go wide as you pull them out of the envelope.

Someone had gone through the trouble of drilling a large hole right through the middle of the latex, making the rubber sheaths effectively useless. Sarah gulps a bit and sits down, feeling her legs getting woozy, “Oh my God…” she mutters. You find something written on the front of the condom.

“These are the only rubbers you can use, so it’s either this or bareback.” You say aloud, reading a little more. Mike can’t help himself laughing just a little. Doe gives his arm a firm punch.

“Ow! Hey, no wonder half the freshmen girls here have large tummies.” Mike laughs still, clutching his arm a bit.

Doe sighs softly, looking at you, “Erm, so, what do you think, John?”

You’ll never admit to your penis thickening right then and there, but your pants are definitely plumper at the thought of going with the two beautiful women without any net. You shrug and say, “Well, it’s what the note says. What about you, Sarah?”

She gulps a bit and sighs, “Well, I agreed to this, didn’t I?”