...a man.

My robe was open and I realised that somone might have seen my dick flapping out in the wind. Back to me, I looked down and started touching myself. First I rubbed my stomach and remembered my new year's resolution was to lose weight and I shoukd try to get to the gym more. My face was rough with stubble and my eyes were still tired from that last couple of hours of sleep my body was begging for. An itch in my balls triggered old righty to reach down and scratch the boys and this lead to me clumsily bumping my shaft a couple times and getting some decent chub.

At first I just stood there with it in my hand and holding it out to admire my average length. Sure it could be longer, but at least its not some nub. Anyway, I then start messing around and play "sword fighting" until I bored of that and was fully erect. From there I said "fuck it" and laid on the bed to begin my session, should help me fall back asleep.

I found my phone under my pillow and began searching the web for my increasingly depraved fap material. I'd just so happen to find out I liked something and go further and further until I had a library full of big titted women getting fucked by hundreds of guys with huge dicks and leaking gallons of cum. Side note, hentai is fucking great. Five stars, amazing, fantastic job, superb.

So now I'm really getting into the video I'm watching and am leaning back onto the bed, hand pumping my shaft like it came gold. And just as I hit the final note on my skin flute and blew my load all over my pelvic region, an annoying ringing came from somewhere and took me out of the moment. I was so pissed and looked at my phone to see if someone was calling or if I forgot to turn off an alarm. Alas, there was nothing and the rining persisted.

I moved on to the hall and it got louder, then the living room where I found the package to the source. Now, there was no way I was falling asleep anytime soon so it seemed like a good idea to open it up and toss whatever was inside out the window. I shredded the cardboard apart and unwrapped the inside packaging to find a black slab. It was a tablet with no logo and it instantly turned on to my touch, the black now giving away to a white screen with "Hello" in big letters.