On a Battle Field

... but where are my weapons ... and where are the opponents of these 200 mean uniformed troops?

I just can't figure it out.  I am wearing a sexy skirt, black heels, a handbag, make-up, my hair in a bunch at the back. 

What's happening now?

...

They are charging toward me.

Oh my god they are charging toward me with their swords drawn.

I'd Better look  inside my handbag quick and see what I've got ...

some lip stick .... a mirror .... a can of mace ... a dagger ... and a granade.

That's it? Oh my god, what do I do? These guys are out to kill me, and they are really close now.

As the first one approaches, he is stunned to find that he has been floored by a high kick to the face. He is down but not out ...

The second one charges toward her ...