"What're your offers, guys?"

The daddy bear laughs, but nods. "That's fair. I'm here with my guy. We come here on the blackout nights, and play off the leash, or sometimes take a third for a spin together, if we find a slutty little boy like you who likes his men like men. Seems like the least we could do for your birthday."

The guy in the wifebeater looks at you. "I got three pals upstairs," he says, "who love to play. You'd go down great." He smiles, and there's more than a little bit of sleazy in his grin. "And often."

You think about it.