One of their famous beach goddesses joins you for the evening

She explains that the resort is well known for its “goddesses”, women of otherworldly beauty. For a hefty price they will spend a night with lucky guests, who are usually single.

“I noticed you brought a partner, do you want us to cancel the accompaniment for tonight?”

“No!” you reply quickly. “But we’ll need a two bedroom, because she’s not my partner, she’s my mom!”

The receptionist’s face went sour, then you could see her disappointment. “We are fully booked, you have to understand sir.”

You take a minute to straighten out the situation out in your mind. Not wanting to leave with nothing, you make a new move. You surprise even yourself with this one.

“Fine. But my mother will be needing “accompaniment” as well, then. Do you have any gods to go with the goddesses?”

“Of course. Our guests rarely see the need for them, but we have a stud who could spend time with you and your mother tonight.”

“No not- “ you begin to get frustrated with the misunderstanding, but give up with a small victory in hand. “Thank you, I’ll take one premium goddess at 7:00, and bring your best Zeus or whatever at 9:00. Now excuse me, I need a drink.”