play fifa with John

"How about we play some FIFA, right? I know I could use some time off these kind of topics.." I tell him.

"Yeah you're right. I can understand that you would feel weird about this, especially since you are the one who would be on bottom if we were gay"

"I would not! I am as manly as you are John, please don't go there!"

"There is only one way to settle this up. A match-up to see who is the manlier of us both."

"What kind of competition?" I ask naively.

"We were about to play FIFA, so the winner is the man of the house!"

It seems fair, soccer is a man's sport, and add video-games to it, you find yourself with a real man's competition.

"I accept" I reply before he continues

"There are a few rules, kiddo! First of all, it is not only one game of FIFA! Each game you lose, you have to take off an article of clothing. When you get naked, and I am saying you because you will lose, I will see if you have a real dick or a simple clit. If I get naked, then I will admit you are a boy, but not a man. You could never be a man."

"Fair enough!" I say, accepting a deal that will soon change my way of thinking and the shape of my insides.