Invite Bryan over

"You want to come over to my house and maybe hang out?" I ask him rather reluctantly.

"Yeah for sure bro! I will bring booze with me."

I figured I really needed a bath, so I tell him before hanging up:

"Look, I will be taking a bath, so once you get to my house go in from the back door."

Once the phone call is over, I walk over to my bathroom.

I take off my clothes and look at my body.

He is right. I would fuck myself too! I think to myself as I thrust my ass backwards, looking at it in the mirror.

Look at the feminine ass. So fuck-able, so voluptuous. I reach behind and slap myself. It feels weird, yet good.

I grab my ass cheeks and pull them apart. Completely hairless, my asshole winks at me.