"Wait, sex?"

"Yeah, sex," the first biker says. "Not exactly many chicks around here, are there? We gotta take every chance we get, even if it's a boy like you."

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh," you say, genuinely stunned.

"Oh c'mon, boy," says Biker 2. "Look at you, the way you hold yourself. You're not straight."

"Yes I am!" you protest.

"Fine," replies Biker 1. "Then food or beer. Like we said, those are our first choices."

Do you give the bikers some of your food (you have no beer)? Or take the more humiliating option?