The jig is up: Try to confess...

You briefly debate denying everything, but ultimately your friendship with Erica was just too important to you; Better not risk it any further than you already have and come clean.

"Alright, you got me," you say with a sigh, "I woke up this morning with a magic amulet that lets me alter people's bodies at will."

Erica just stares at you for several seconds in total shock. Then she says in a flat, neutral tone, "Wait, are you kidding me right now? Where is it?"

"I'm wearing it, but only I can see it while it's around my neck," you explain.

Erica groans, "Come on Dylan, take this seriously! Something's wrong with me, and you're saying some crazy stuff about invisible amulets and-"

Her voice trails off, and her eyes widen in amazement. While she was talking, you slipped the amulet up off your neck and over your head. Now that you were holding the chain in your hand rather than wearing it, Erica could now see the Ruby for herself.

"Holy shit..." she says in amazement.

"Pretty cool, right?" you say with a grin, "As long as I'm wearing this, I can change a person's body in whatever way I want."

Erica blinks, then angrily glares at you, "And you used it to make me wet and fill my vag with cum?"

You feel your face grow hot as you nervously admit, "Well, um, actually... I, er, made it so that your vagina now lubricates itself with semen. And made you constantly wet as if you were-"

"What the fuck, Dylan?!?" she screams, "Why the fuck would you do that?!?"

"It's not like I..." Your words linger in the air a moment longer than Erica's patience can endure, and as your eyes meet you realize it. Before you can stammer another excuse, She shoves your hard. You throw your hands back to catch yourself, and clatter through a dining room chair to the floor.

Your wrist aches, and the breath has been knocked from your lungs, but you're just aware enough to see the amulet vanish as it settles around Erica's neck.

"So how does this work?" Erica demands. Her arms are crossed and eyes glaring as she looms over you.

"What? Why do you want..."

"HOW!"

"Just... just say what you want and concentrate on it."

She screws up her face, and closes her eyes briefly before saying "My body is back to normal, and doesn't do any of the stuff Dylan said it does..." Her eyes open. "I didn't feel anything."

"That's because it doesn't work on the wearer." You say with exasperation. You reach a hand up. "Help me up and give me the amulet and I'll change you back."

She turns around and walks away, before responding. You don't see the grin grow on her face, but you can hear the levity fill her voice. "Actually, I have a better idea."

A pregnant pause fills the air.

As if suddenly remembering you're still lying on the floor, she reaches a hand to help you up. A smile beams on her face. "Don't worry about this... You're a stupid horny guy, I guess it was to be expected when you get some magical artifact. How about we just cool off for a bit and watch a movie or play some games, like you said?"