A mime!

Rubbing my sore butt after impact with the concrete sidewalk, I look across the couple feet to to see who I just bowled into.

It's a hot mime girl! She has curves for days, with just that little bit of extra chub that is so cute. Sitting down with an expression of exaggerated anger on her white-makeup covered face, she shakes a gloved fist above her head, making the mouth motions of yelling but staying silent.

This pantomimed outrage of hers lasts only a few short seconds before her eyes drift down my body, stopping, and stretching open as wide as they possibly could upon reaching my crotch, or rather, that is, my exposed penis, because I had dropped the sunhat after the crash, and my nude body had absolutely no cover from the voluptuous mime's ogling.

Her outfit is all black-and-white, with high waisted shorts that accentuate her wide hips, thigh high striped socks climbing like ivy up her curvy legs, an ascot, a small beret, and a striped v-neck that reveals her dark brown skin under the pale makeup. This gives me an incredible view of her massive jugs as I peer down into the abyss of her tight shirt's low collar, arousing me, but, my mesmerization ends when I see where her mesmerized eyes are pointing.

I turn several shades of red deeper and throw a hand over my hardening cock, as the curvaceous mime's appreciative peep at my privates turns into a huge machiavellian grin.

We both stand up in a scramble, me too embarrassed to think, while all she can do is think of how to humiliate the naked man in front of her, before I escape.

The sexy mime snaps her fingers, and a beagle wearing a beret that matches hers grabs my sunhat off the ground and places it on the sidewalk next to a sign that reads

"The Great & Magical Mime Raquel with Her Incredible Dog Ace"

I look around in a panic as a crowd of women begins to gather, and, with an ear-to-ear smile adorning her face as she admires my completely naked body, Raquel the Mime decides it's time for her first magic trick.

What classic pantomime does she get me with before I can run?