Tommy (X-Ray Glasses)

Tommy was sad that he'll spend another Christmas month bored in his house. He was in his room bouncing the ball on the wall when he heard something coming from downstairs. It sounded like someone was messing with their Christmas tree. Knowing that his Mom and sister are both in their rooms and Dad not coming for another four hours, he grabbed his trusty baseball bat and carefully walked down the stairs. He took a peek before going all the way down to see a small box under the Christmas tree and some snow in his chimney. Thinking that this must be a trick, he walked over to the Christmas tree to inspect this box. It had Christmas wrapping that screamed with Christmas cheer and had the note, "To Tommy."

Seeing how it had his name, Tommy open the box to see that it had what looked to be 3D glasses with a circle knob on the side and a small note. He took the short letter out and read, "Since you've had a good perspective on life, I think it's best for you to have a change of view. Santa."

This was obviously a joke but hey, free 3D glasses.