Enjoy the show.

You take the sight of her in, and she doesn't seem to mind. Her eyes travel down to the bulge in your pants and she smiles again, then, miraculously, finally manages to get the door ope. She stands up straight and smooths her skirt back down, motioning for you to go in.

Inside is a small room with a large chair in one corner, a counter against one wall, and a huge TV screen. Placed neatly on the counter are a half-dozen magazines, much more hard-core than you might expect to find in a place like this. "There you go!" The blonde says. "Magazines, and movies." She steps over to the counter and unlocks a drawer, producing a specimen jar. "Just ring when you're done," she says with a wink, pointing to a buzzer near the door.