Kim is getting ready for her bachelorette party.

"I think that she's inside getting ready for her bachelorette party tonight. The girls are throwing her a big party tonight. You do know that she's getting married this weekend, right?"

The way she said that last part gave me the feeling that nothing would make her happier than me leaving. "You girls are giving her a bachelorette party? Tonight?"

"Yeah. That's what I just said," the sun tanning brunette said in an irritated tone. The girl was hot but her personality was pure bitch.

"Are they going all out for Kimmy? You know, loud music, alchohol, strippers?"

"Of course we're going all out," the girl replied. "Our sorority never does anything half assed. We're going to make sure that this is a night that Kimberly wil never forget."

I'll bet, I thought to myself. If I got my hands on her tonight, she'll definately never forget it. "Are you gonna be there, girl?"

"Yeah, the whole sorority will be there. But there's no guys allowed so you won't see me there."

"Except the strippers," I added.

"What?"

"You said that no guys were allowed but there's going to be strippers."

"Yeah, whatever. Could you get out of my sun? I'm trying to get a tan here."

"All right, sweet thang," I say, just to annoy her. I'm definately going to have to make an appearance at Kim's party tonight. Check in on Kim and then maybe pick up some other girls to boot. Maybe even change little miss bitch's attitude...