foreplay for you

Two of her girls throw you inside and fall onto the bed. You look up and see a vast erotic collection of paintings and sculptures mounted along the wall. You notice restraints on each bed post and large collection of torturing devises. In a far corner, your eyes scan a tiny desk filled with an extensive collection of nautical maps. You walk toward the maps study the maps carefully until you see the door open.

You look up and see a half dressed pirate captain wearing only a black bra and her pirate hat. She moves toward you with an evil glare and says, "I should punish you for looking at these, but you are too dumb to know anything.”

She grabs a whip and lashes in the air and says, “But men should know there place.” It is followed by an uneasy silence.