A cave lair in the forest for him to 'claim'.

Oh? Ah, interesting, interesting. Well, it's certainly manageable; at Studs 'R' Us, we have indeed dabbled with land acquisition and conversion in the past. We actually have teams of location scouts, geologists, architects, interior designers, and many other specialists on call who are specially trained to carry out this kind of work, and since Studs 'R' Us will hold the legal rights to the 'staging area' in question, we can make all the proper arrangements to help deter unwanted intrusions on your love nest. Of course, all this may bring the price up a little- what kind of budget are you on, again?

... Oh, I see. Well, no, hang on, we may be able to cut a deal. Could you please tell me your home address, so I might look up your surrounding area, and... Property prices? Mm. Hmm... Yes, I see the woodland you're describing. Quite extensive. It is a nature reservation, I'm afraid, but we should be able to negotiate a holding, particularly since a cave extension would not tarnish the landscape in any noticeable way. Hm? Pardon? Oh, no, no, the cave interior would look completely naturally formed, albeit remarkably well-accommodating for tenants of your individual statures. In fact, we take special care to attend to realism and aesthetic, before you begin worrying about finding yourself dragged off to some filthy hole in the ground- we may even incorporate some pleasant surprises for you and your stud. If he's as talented as he'll think he is, he'll find it in no time. Of course, he won't suspect a thing- even before we factor in the fact that he'll be more-or-less blinded by his own ego, going by your personality specifications.

Which just leaves the matter of covering the cost. Well, actually, I was about to ask if you would be needing your current home and furnishings after you and your stud have moved on. No? Well, then perhaps you'd be amenable to leaving the property in the care of one of our affiliates, in the event of your sudden **** or unexplained disappearance? If so, you would of course enjoy investor privileges, and a generous discount on current and future purchases with us. Ha ha! Oh, stop! But yes, it's true, we really do think of everything. Why yes, of course I can email you the documentation for you to sign. And the rest of it? No problem. See, now? I knew you wouldn't mind a bit of paperwork, given the right incentive. After all, at Studs 'R' Us, we always aim to please.