Dragon

You have deep blue scales running across every inch of your body (except the penis, but including the outside of the cockslit), big, batlike wings (not actually powerful enough to fly with, and a nightmare to get clothes for), thick claws (retractable, thankfully), and a long, serpentine tail (so you have to have your pants modified, as well).

But enough about you, you have to start looking for the perfect mate!